But here I sit with the door closed and I can even wipe too. Yehaw! I love being thinner! I have my pants up in this photo, so no worries.
After the big discovery, I was pretty excited to pull this out:
My Wham Casset tape! Then I started Jamming. The Smart Girl really got a kick out of this. She started asking all kinds of questions about the music (The way I was dancing and 80's fashion). So I did what every good mother my age should do... I showed her how to make an 80's hairdo. She was laughing so hard and couldn't believe I would go into public looking like this:
Boy she should have seen my 80's hair when I actually had hair, a perm, and aquanet. This is nothing!
Can you close the door when you poop? Did you have an 80's hairdo?
Have a Happy Memorial Day! Don't forget to enter my giveaway!