He made cookies again? HELP ME!

My Grown Gal's boyfriend makes the best chocolate chip cookies ever!  I don't know how he does it, but his secret recipe is a winner in my book.

Look what he made today in my kitchen.

I have over a dozen of these bad boys sitting there calling my name (Shrink, Shrink, eat me, eat me).  How could this happen in my kitchen?  And just as I brushed myself off to start anew after my camping trip!

Oh the torture!  Someone please come over and take these away from me!  I don't know how much longer I can control myself.  So far I have had ONE.  Good golly Miss Molly!